i suppose if you wait long enough to update, something is bound to happen that is worthy of a post. usually what that means is: me making a complete and utter fool of myself.
tonight, emily, jenny, sam and i went to see the long-expected movie, pride and prejudice.
(and please allow me to say that it was wonderful. brilliantly cast and performed, faithful to the book and, in general, very well done. it would be stating the obvious to say that i opened the tear vaults.)
toward the end of the previews, i decided (in light of the empty coffee cup in my hand) that i did not want to miss any of the movie by using the restroom. and since coffee goes right through me, i abruptly decided to make a quick visit to the ladies' room. afraid to miss the beginning of my beloved movie, i hurried down the stairs and rounded the corner, sprinting toward the doors leading to the hall.
i was happily thinking of what a quick lass i would be if i got back before the present preview was over, and catapulting toward the doors, but not considering what might be on the other side. i did not expect the young fellow who was standing directly outside the door i chose (nor did he expect me), and when i flew into it, i was quite astounded to find it right back in my face with a pounding crash. bewildered and feeling like i had been smashed on the left side of my face with a baseball bat, i stumbled through the doorway and whispered an "i'm sorry" to the surprised man on the other side, then dashed into the bathroom.
but i was still in a hurry, so i did not bother to look in the mirror. however, i did feel my eye with my hand once i was in the stall, only to find a monstrous horn growing below my left eyebrow. how unfortunate.
laughing so hard i could scarcely breathe, i made my way back to my row, but emily took one look at me and declared i had better get some ice. of course, i did not want to miss any of my movie (that had been the whole purpose of the fatal sprint), so she had to drag me down to the concessions to fetch a plastic glove-full of ice.
now i have a rather large black, blue and red hump above my eye and i have been told i look like sloth from "the goonies". i feel like a dinosaur.
but pride and prejudice was beautiful. they used my favorite line from the book. ("will you give me leave to defer your raptures til i write again? at present i have not room to do them justice.")
and i still wish to marry mr. darcy. |